7/5/2018: turning paul into patrick

Paul McCartney is recently in the news and he constantly seems to show up in my reality in some way, including my having had dinner with his son, who worked with a couple of my old friends, back in 2010.

I recently decided to buy a basketball and to shoot hoops for enjoyment. I’ve been a musician my entire life, but I’m taking a break from that and just felt like going back to an old hobby for a while. I’m expecting the ball to be delivered today.

You can see my browser history, when I checked my order status and noticed it was delivered at 3:27pm. The gap between 3:27 and 3:47 is me going to my lobby to get the ball and me shooting hoop at a basket that is next door to my hotel:

Right in the middle of me getting the ball and then going to shoot hoops, this tweet comes into my Twitter feed:

Patrick is a retired basketball player for the New York Knicks. These kinds of syncs are not coincidental. Is Paul somehow using my body in some way? Why the fuck is this happening and what the fuck does it actually mean? I’m a musician who decided to play basketball for the first time in years and suddenly an absurd tweet like this shows up on my feed? F U.