5/1/2019: hilariaS

I see a retweet on my Twitter feed featuring Alec Baldwin, someone I haven’t seen mentioned online in weeks.

(even though the original tweet timestamp below says 4:37am, I saw the “retweet” on my feed at 8:30am-ish, after I got up for the day):

30 minutes later, I placed an Instacart order for some groceries. Look at the weird name of the person shopping my order:

Someone with the name Hilaria S (which sounds like “hilarious” when spoken allowed) is shopping my order. Now, that would be absurd enough on its own…BUT….what does the name of Alec Baldwin’s wife happen to be?

Um….ok. So, I see Alec Baldwin and suddenly someone with his wife’s name is shopping my Instacart order? And it’s not like his wife’s name is something common, like Diane or Melissa. It’s HILARIA.

Feel free to google the name Hilaria to see that Alec’s wife is the only famous person to have that as a first name. Try to find ANYTHING about ANYBODY else with that name. Do you know any Hilarias?

So, the whole thing is pretty hilarious (Hilaria S). But, it doesn’t end there. This person would end up chatting with me in order to tell me the mozzarella I wanted was not available. Look at the communication:

So now I’m seemingly getting trolled with hilarious misspellings by someone named HilariaS, who has the same name as Alec Baldwin’s wife.

“They don’t have any except Mozart Balls” (instead of mozzarella balls) and then she asks me if I want one or two of them? You know, as in two of Mozart’s balls? I mean, if I eat Mozart’s balls will that make me a better songwriter? I guess I’ll find out.

And just so you know, there was absolutely no reason why she should have asked if I wanted 1 or 2, since the size/weight/number of this replacement item was EXACT to the one I ordered originally, as you can see below. This was all on purpose to troll me by whoever is manipulating my reality:

A minor side note: a little later, the same day, a visitor to my website (where I only get like 2-3 visitors a day, at most) is located in….