10/31/2015: egg rolls?

The Mets are in the World Series, and for game 4, I happen to have “TV Seats” directly behind home plate.

One of the 3 people I invite to the game is Robardin, a member of a Mets forum that I’ve never seen or met. His actual name is Wallace and he takes really great pics of the games and posts them on the forum...and he seems like a good guy. No one knows who he is or what he looks like because most people on the forum are anonymous.

On the day of the game, I decided to have Ramen for lunch, hours before the game. I didn’t give much thought to why I decided to eat Japanese/Chinese/Asian (Ramen originated in China, FYI) for the first time in weeks:

Later that evening, I meet everyone at the game and am shocked to find out that Wallace is a big Chinese dude. Completely unexpected and something no one really knew, because people on the forum are basically anonymous. Many people thought he was probably named Rob, and was probably American based on his user handle and posting style. No one knew he was Chinese (not that it matters what he is). The name Wallace isn't exactly a prominent Chinese name, either.

Here is a pic of us at the game, 3rd row, right side. Wallace is the big dude with the orange jacket on. I’m on the other end of the 4 of us, in all black, just above the fox logo:

Here’s one where you can see Wallace using his camera. I guess him being the only poster on the forum always posting pics during the game should have been the tip off that he was Chinese (sorry, stereotype haters, but it's kinda funny):

But here’s the key. We have VIP tickets, which means we get to eat free food in the VIP bar/buffet, which normally serves ballpark standards: hot dogs, fries, nachos, chicken fingers, etc. We all go back there and everything seems normal until I realize there are no chicken fingers. NO CHICKEN FINGERS AT A BASEBALL GAME. They've been replaced by….. wait for it….. EGG ROLLS.

This has never happened and I’ve eaten back there many times, not to mention this is the World Series. Where are the fucking chicken fingers?!?!

So, on the day I was going to attend a game with a guest I had no idea was Asian/Chinese, I chose to have Ramen for lunch and later that evening, the chicken fingers I normally eat at the game were replaced with egg rolls; something that everyone I've spoken to agreed has never happened and didn’t make any sense.

I’ve theorized that beings jump in and out of my body to experience through me and this seemed to be the case today. I'm just guessing that Wallace was somehow experiencing through me…OR someone else, who was Asian/Chinese, wanted to attend the game to interact with Wallace, via my body. Even though, eating shitty American egg rolls doesn't seem like something any self respecting Chinese person would want to do. So, maybe the universe/AI was just trolling me.

For some reason Wallace claims he doesn't remember the egg roll incident, but it absolutely happened. Here is an email from one of the other attendees, who claims Wally even ate one in front of him:

Not that I want to be here to begin with, but it sure does get interesting at times. None of this means anything, right? I probably just need to take meds, right?