7/31/2015: no mur a sushi!

A couple years ago, in September of 2013, I met up with my ex Milena and her daughter to have dinner in the Valley, after not seeing each other for months. As we were trying to choose a cuisine, I mentioned sushi and we ended up going to a place that Milena suggested, even though she hadn’t eaten there before. The place was called “Nomura Sushi”:

We sat down and the place just seemed sketchy. There was some other minor issue and I decided it was enough of a sign to leave before ordering.

I only realized as we were leaving that the name of the place was probably some kind of coded, double meaning nonsense. Nomura Sushi = NO MORE SUSHI. The name may have acted as a message from someone/something telling me not to eat anymore sushi.

I never gave my name, email, or any info to Nomura Sushi that night as we simply walked in to eat without a reservation and left almost immediately.

Flash forward to today, nearly two years later. I’ve recently been eating a lot of sushi. 4 times in 7 days, in fact, which is probably the most frequently I’ve had sushi in my entire life.

Here is my CC statement with all the sushi I've been eating recently:

My Twitter account is private and I require anyone who wants to follow me to request that I add them. It’s something that happens maybe once a month and usually is from someone who wants me to give/sell them my username, which is considered a premium handle:

Well, I suddenly just received a request to let someone follow me...and it's from the SAME SUSHI RESTAURANT that we went to in 2013:

Look, this is fucking stupid. They have no information about me and obviously wouldn’t remotely know what username I am on Twitter, since no one knows (until now, because I am revealing it).

Clearly this is another statistically impossible coincidence and is probably just another message to get me to stop eating sushi, which I’ve had 4 times in 7 days. "NO MORE A SUSHI!"

I mean, what are the chances that some unknown place that we almost ate at, out of hundreds of local sushi places (and thousands of sushi places in the country) is suddenly trying to follow my twitter account two years later? It’s absurd and ABSOLUTELY ON PURPOSE because of the hidden message involved. The main question is…WHO is giving me this message and why is eating sushi considered bad for me?