1/4/2017: that's bananas

Yesterday, I ordered food from Safeway's online grocery delivery service to be delivered to me today. This tweet shows up on my feed a few hours before I'm about to receive the groceries:

Now, it JUST HAPPENS that I bought 2....EXACTLY 2....bananas with the rest of my food.

Who orders less than a “hand/bunch” (5-6) of bananas? Here is a receipt highlighting the bananas and the date my ordered was to be delivered, which is the same as the tweet above:

Obviously, the tweet that showed up is eluding to the fact that a grocery person/shopper had to tear my 2 bananas off a larger bunch for my delivery order. I mean, the tweet even came in at a time when someone was probably actually doing it, 6:47am, just a couple hours before my delivery time of 10am.

I know you may be saying to yourself, "Well, that's just an interesting coincidence and can't possible be related to you...and even though you only follow 10 people on Twitter (out of over 300 million possible accounts), it's just not possible that it was referencing YOU buying two bananas...because that would be insane".

I'd say you were right if this kind of thing didn't happen to me virtually every day, sometimes many times a day. Feel free to continue reading the hundreds of entries, with proof, that I've provided on the rest of the site.

(REMINDER: I only follow between 5-20 (usually around 10) twitter accounts at any given time, out of over 300 million active users. The statistical probability of these kinds of syncs happening randomly, and on a regular basis like they do, is infinitesimal. They are happening on purpose.)